For anyone who needs a result — not a tool tutorial
No time for prompts. No interest in mediocrity.
You do not want to learn AI tools, compare models or run twenty attempts until it finally fits. You want a result you can put your name on without flinching. Today.
The first job is on us: 1,000 credits, around €100. No payment details.
Ten minutes before dinner. Now it is half past ten.
An image for the post. Quickly done yourself, how hard can it be. Then the crop was wrong. Then the logo. Then the hands. Somewhere in between a subscription, a tutorial, a second tool because the first one cannot do that particular style. Dinner is cold. And the image on your screen is still not the one you had in mind. You use it anyway.
Four hours for one image. One you do not like.
Find a tool, create an account, learn an interface, rewrite the instruction, again, again. That is not what you started your own business for.
“Good enough.” About your own material.
From an employee you would have sent exactly this back. Now you sign it off because you are exhausted — and know all week that it was below your standard.
You can see something is missing. Just not what.
The last fifteen per cent — the part that makes something look professional in the first place — sits behind model choice, tool chains and post-production. One sentence in a chat window will not get you there.
In four weeks you will start over.
The tool you learned is outdated. The next one can do more and works differently. Learning it is not a one-off cost — it is a subscription paid in your lifetime.
And you cannot hand it over either.
Your assistant runs the same twenty rounds, only on your bill. The freelancer needs a brief that only you can write. So in the end you sit in front of it yourself again.
You should not have to choose between time and quality.
An answer the same working day.
Five hours. For something you approve through gritted teeth.
Not counted in euros but in your hours — the most expensive ones in the house. And this is the good run: the one that actually produces something. A team used to do this and the invoice ran to five figures. Today it costs a fraction of that — but not nothing. It costs you. Personally. After hours.
Time sheet · one product clip, 45 seconds
- Finding and comparing tools
- 0:45
- Account, subscription, learning curve
- 0:35
- Script, four versions
- 1:10
- Generating images, 23 runs
- 1:20
- Voice again, because of the emphasis
- 0:25
- Editing and subtitles
- 0:50
- Once more, because the logo was missing
- 0:30
- Total
- 5:35 h
Not included: the two evenings before that, when you kept putting it off. And that you published the clip in the end anyway.
A person at the desk. The whole apparatus behind it.
Your concierge takes the job the way an experienced assistant would: they know what you mean when you say “make me something for LinkedIn” — and what you would never publish under your name. That becomes a precise instruction for the machine. If the result is off, it gets sharpened on purpose instead of guessed again. The twenty runs still happen. Just not at your desk, not at half past ten, and not with your dinner.
Transcription
Audio and video become text that reads as if someone went through it.
Translation
In the voice of your brand, not the voice of a dictionary.
Images
Generated, cut out, retouched — until it matches everything else.
Video
From script to cut, with subtitles in every language you need.
Documents
Quote, report, deck — prepared, not merely summarised.
Data
Sorted, cleaned, prepared so that you can decide from it.
01 · Say it the way you would say it to your assistant
A sentence in the chat, a voice message, a PDF dropped in. No form, no template. Questions come back where they change the result — and nowhere else.
02 · By process. Not by gut feeling
Fixed procedures per type of job, defined checks, documented choice of tools. That is why the result is repeatably good — and does not depend on who happens to be on shift.
03 · You get the result. The head start stays
Tone, brand, contacts, dislikes: your concierge builds a picture of your company in the background. The tenth job needs no questions at all.
Your own locked data room
Your documents sit in an encrypted area, separate from every other client. Who accessed what and when is on record.
Shared context across the team
Your assistant orders, your marketing adds, you decide — everyone on the same footing, without anyone explaining things three times.
You see what we know about you
What your concierge knows is visible and editable by you. What should go, goes. Without asking us.
Always a person in between
When the machine hallucinates, dodges or produces nonsense, somebody notices — before you do, not after your customer does. That is the difference between a tool and a service.
We are the ones who do it for everyone else.
Behind the desk are people who have done this work for demanding clients for years — and who turned it into procedures instead of habits. Nothing leaves the house that we have not checked ourselves. And nothing we would not put our own name on.
Our own servers in the EU
No American cloud provider between you and your data. What you send stays here.
The AI says that it is one
Every reply is clearly attributed. No invented name, no person who does not exist.
Your content stays yours
We do not train on it and we do not sell it on. What you delete is deleted.
“A consistent and solid creative production process. Thank you for the structured and quick handling.”
ONGEMA GmbH
“The video for the ads turned out really well and is going off like a bomb.”
Erste-Hilfe-Kurs-Portal GmbH
“Wonderful analysis of my papers and concepts.”
Benjamin Erhart
The first job is on us — up to €100.
No subscription, no credit card, no notice period. You hand over a real job — not a demo — and judge the result by your own standard. If it fails, you will not hear from us again.
- To begin
- 1,000 credits in your account — around €100, yours to spend.
- No card
- No payment details before you have seen a result.
- No lock-in
- No minimum term and no notice period.
- No expiry
- Credit can be used freely — for any kind of job.
- No leftovers
- Your data is deleted completely on request.
Say it once.
One sentence is enough. Next time something like this comes up, it will not be your evening any more.
The first job is on us: 1,000 credits, around €100. No payment details.